Things learned the hard way!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Married men live longer than single men,
Married men are a lot more willing to die.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings, funerals.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after, well, that's the beginning of a new argument.
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
"There are three kinds of men.
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."