Marriage Is Concerned
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
Judging from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides often blush.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past -- but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military man -- he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health. And he's already used to taking orders.
As the couple were discussing their 50th wedding anniversary, when she said, "Shall I kill a chicken tonight?" "Naw," he said "Why blame a bird for something that happened 50 years ago."
A husband was crying, sitting on the couch when his wife asked what the problem was. "Don't you remember what your daddy, the Judge said to me 35 years ago, that I could either marry you or go to jail?" "Yes", the bride responded, "but why are you crying?". As the man wiped the tears away he replied, "Well,I would have been released tomorrow."