"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more
riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the
terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusion, and other bleeding heart liberal, bed wetters.
We hold these truths to
be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill
of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights."
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or
any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire
them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
You do not have the right to never be offended. This
is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you
stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, stupid!
Do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
You do not have the right to free food and housing.
Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly
help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing
generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve
nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice,
but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
You do not have the right to physically harm other people.
If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob,
cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if
the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have
the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
You do not have the right to get in anyone's face and call them
an unkind name simply because they do not look, think or act like you.
We don't mean to be unkind, but the truth is, some of you actually qualify to be
the poster child for Stupid-R-Us!
You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you
to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we
expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational
training laid before you to make yourself useful.
You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American
means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness -- which by the way, is a
lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created
by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights,"
If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and
nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it is about time common
sense is allowed to flourish...call it the age of reason revisited.